Uhh, funky babe Lay it on me now! Not so hard man Yo! I got Chinese eyes, and Chinese suits Smokin much Buddha, and smokin much boots More updated on the hip-hop lingo My favorite New York Knick was Hawthorne Wingo Met a girl at a party and I gave her my card Man you know that it said Napoleon Bonaparte Peepin out the colors I be buggin on Cézanne They call me Mike D - Joe Blow the Lover Man
Your face turns red as your gla** of wine That you spilled on my lyrics as you wasted my time Girl you should be with me you should drop that bum Cause I got more flavor than Fruit Stripe Gum With that big round bu*t of yours I'd like to bu*ter your muffin... ... I'm not bluffin! Serve you on a platter like Thanksgiving stuffin (Stuffin... stuffin... stuff it buddy!)