[Verse 1: Spiderman]
My spider sense is tingling, evil-doers beware
You're never prepared when I come swinging through the air
With unmatched agility -- calm your hostility
With great power comes great responsibility
Words of wisdom from Uncle Ben
I love giving criminals a first cla** ticket to the pen
Ask The Goblin, The Kingpin, or Sandman
Doc Oc, The Lizard, or Venom how I ruined they plans
All within my own Spider way every day
And still make time to visit with my Aunt May
Make your world crash around you, rearrange your room
I put a new record on and make you change your tune
I'm your friendly neighborhood -- ah please, you know the rest
We need to be clear that you're dealing with one of the best
I'm way too strong to fear a villain with a scary name
I'm out, blowing upside-down kisses to Mary Jane
[Verse 2: Iron Man]
I spot the victim
I'm glad I saw him with super vision
Spot the villain, fly above him and then I hit him precise precision
All thanks to the suit that I'm flying in
MK V cla**ic color, red and golden
It's elementary, the crew I roll with is legendary
Thor, Hulk, Captain America, it's pretty scary
Hawkeye, Scarlet which complete the group, yo
You already know, we earth's mightiest heroes
It's your boy Tony Stark, son, show me love
A billionaire boy before Pharrell was in the club
At fifteen, I had two master degrees
And now I'm CEO and ain't nobody checking me
Stark Enterprise is realized, open your eyes
Particle arise, magnetized and I can fly
Only question then is which city I'm flying in
Cellphone - "Hello, Mr. President"
I tell I tell 'em all the time, again and again
The world needs fusion and I'm doing the best I can
It's simple to me but he don't seem to understand
I'm inside an iron suit and so simply a man
It's safe to say I've got more dough than Bruce Wayne
Think I'm playing, get your a** with this Repulsor Ray
I'm playing, I like your a** in this repulsive way
From up close and personal instead of really far away
I grow wise and get better with time like fine wine
I like to recline, think of ways to fight crime
Who am I kidding: Thinking of ways to fight crime?
Come on really, bro? Yo, chicks be on my mind
These chickenheads ain't blind
They see the dollar signs
They want to ride in Iron Man's Audi, and I oblige
Light skin, brown thick with light green eyes
African booty, yo, Dominican tai-tais
She's in the pa**enger seat, we about to get it in
But my a**istant Misses Pepper co*k-blockin' again
She got my back though, only woman who can
For her controlling my finances it's a win-win
So this summer, go flying to your local movie theater
See my heat-seaking missiles do some booty-penetrating
The Avengers - May 4, 2012
Tickets sell, get yours fast, we've got another story to tell
[Verse 3: Hulk]
Every man a beast inside, it's deep inside
All you gotta do is reach inside
A geek could be chief G.I
Cause when it all goes down, it ain't all about what meets the eye, see
My inner animal screams out to the sky
With a blood-curdling howl that could change the way planets align
Who looking out for my fellow man?
The stride I took at times, but they separated me from mankind
Rick Jones had a damp mind
It was a sponge that soaked up whatever he found fly
He took a dare to take a drive
Sounds tight, except for what's across the bomb-testing site
Rest on my mind from the weapons design
I shocked the lives, seeing Rick drive to certain suicide
Who was I to let this dude glide by?
I swallowed my pride, switched my standard gait to a stride
Then I pulled him over, snatched him up out his ride
Tried to hustle him back, put the crush in the back
By a cluster attack of gamma rays snuffing me with a smack
Busting my head into New Mexico desert flats
Everything turned black; I woke at base with a gasp
Safe at last, Bruce Banner is back
Ricky paid me back in bravery stat
I got to walk away fat
With a force that would change how I act
So when life's inconsistency viciously start sticking me
I look on the strictures that constrict me as a human being
Deep shade of green blazing my gleam
Best run because I don't see you, I see things
And leap things like skyscrapers in one pa**
Flicking yellow cabs at foes that make me mad
Those who oppose ain't got half of a chance
I turn they life on this planet to a b**h when Hulk smash