[Verse 1: Mediumjay]
Comin' with the Heata
k**in all these demons
Me and Based Jesus aka Steven
Will leave your body leaking
With little to no reason
Except/Accept that your evil
Up in the church steeple
Even Jesus had 12 disciples
co*king up that rifle
Aiming at the devil
With a f**in' Synpa
If you don't like me
Come and fight me
I'm the type of guy that will turn the other cheek
I don't even talk I just let my tech speak
(Gunshots)
f** the n***as who hate me
Cause God appreciates me
Wake up daily, my soul is his for the taking
Work like a slave, But don't worship the king
Somewhere down in the middle and I feel like Benjamin Franklin
Norah Jones, J. K. Rowling
I helped Ray Allen move to Miami
And you n***as looking for me and you found me so I have to stay movin
Goddamn I'm Zooted
[Verse 2: Based Jesus]
And I'm Based Jesus
Coming in to please us
I will shoot you in the penis
When I drive by in my Prius (Ho)
I got more swag than you know or ever heard before
I'm a herbivore, I got mo' hoes than you can even bargain for
At the bargain store I got more who*es than mordor
In liquor store or Fedora
I don't give a sh** about your who*e
Cause I got swag, your just a f*g
My eggs never lay, I get laid everyday
But I rep abstinence, how does that work?
Anyways I'm a jerk, I just got all the perks
I just go bizzurke, Like it f**ing hurts
Because I shot off your dick, Because you are not a chick
Your not a chick but you got no dick, So what does that make you a motherf**in freak
On the streets, You can't beat your meat
You can't beat others meat, because I shot off your feet
And you like foot jobs your a slob, So you can slob on a f**in' Knob
On corn on the cob, I don't really care cause I got a job, My name is bob
Don't give a f** about a b**h
Spit vicious, Leave b**hes
Malnourished, You can't even step to this
Cause I got weapons kept into stash boxes
I'm inter-molecular I'm always checkin ya
Checkin' and reckin' and takin and raping
And lying awake and I'm Baked out my face
And I don't give a sh**, Cause I'm macing my face
I'm Taking and making and breaking a shake
With God I'm always safe, chillin in a safe
Find a bible and now I find God and now I feel Great
[Verse 3: Mediumjay]
I feel like Carly Rae Jepsen
Gettin' all the attention
You can call me maybe, Later we get the s**in'
And I ain't havin it, Girls think I'm abstinence
HAHA When I f** em from the back I feel like Jennifer Lopez
Your Experience with me is legendary
I got married to a chick that looked like Katy Perry
And she's so generous shes like Ellen DeGeneres
Always trying to give me special types of gifts
And when we make pa**ionate love, She's trying to record me
This girls so horny shes like Angelina Jolie
Eatin' Guacamole, Playing rollie-Pollie
I'mma pimp son! Feel like Jessica Simpson
Mediumjay I had to say, get at me for a mention
And you must be kiddin' me
But I never kid. Just Like I'm Oprah Winfrey
And I'm still on that same thing
b**h I feel like Gayle King
Ass like Kim Kardashian
And I'm the mixtape Audio Assa**in
I k** a track. Without fail
And I'm feelin' like I'm Ashley Tisdale
Shells like an Armadillo
A f**ing chinchilla
And I'm feelin' like I sing like Jason Derulo
And I say that I'm every Girl
Cause I only f**s with Mother Nature
Shhh. Don't tell anyone