[Verse 1: Adele]
Hello
Help me
I have no service I shouldn't have switched to AT&T
I cannot, even tweet
My entire world is crashing down
I feel like I'm dyin'
Hello
Can you hear me?
[Verse 1: Ex-Boyfriend]
Adele calm down use the landline, you are such a drama queen
[Pre-Chorus: Adele]
No I canceled that, last week
I'm havin' a panic attack
[Pre-Chorus: Ex-Boyfriend]
Just try outside, stop crying
[Pre-Chorus: Adele]
This entire song is, one giant, first world problem rant
[Chorus: Adele]
Hello oh God no why!
I still have zero bars outside
I'm so screwed my life is, crumbling before my eyes
Wait I know, I'll go back in, and connect with wifi
Oh no I'm locked outside
I can't f**ing believe this, why?
Please come to the door and let me back in the home
It's fifty degrees and all I have is this ma**ive coat I'm so cold
[Verse 2: Adele]
Thank God, a payphone
In the middle of the woods, makes perfect sense, normal totally
Come on, pick it up
I can't believe I'm locked out of the house and you're not answering
[Pre-Chorus: Adele]
It's been an hour, since my last tweet, my fans must think I'm dead
[Chorus; Adele]
Help me I cannot get online
If I do not say hello I
Will lose my following
They will forget about me
Wait hold up I have a, bar now I can tweet
Hello I'm still alive
I have bad service, locked outside
[Chorus: Cat Lady]
She can't get in her house
And her service is bad
[Chorus: Couch Lady]
Oh God poor Adele, her life is, in shambles it's so sad
[Chorus: Adele]
It's the worst day of my life
And now my f**ing phone just died
Everything's gone wrong my, world's falling apart
I might as well just give up and, shove this knife in my heart
Good-bye world