Hey yo Jason!
Wake yo a** up!
We got a video to shoot today
Awww sh**
I was so busy sleeping with all these girls I forgot to
Write words for my own song
Man you one dumba** muthaf**a
Wait
I got it
I make a whole song about big fat bu*ts
And I'll call it Wiggle
Dude that is pitiful
That's the best I could do
Hip Hop music is screwed
Schwing!
I've had like seventeen top ten hits
But most people still don't know me from sh**
Wait hold the hell up you aren't Chris Brown
No I'm Jason Derulo
Who?
I'm out
Hot dammit
Who ate my damn ham sandwich?
That might be the worst lyric
Ever wrtten in music
Snoop quit spying on all the young girls bu*ts
But I'm a pervizzle
Love the way they jiggle
Think my little pickle
Has grown into a missile
That's disgusting
I'm almost halfway thru this dumb son
Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along?
He hasn't done sh** but act like a creep
He's here cause he's much more famous then me
You're skinny
Don't pot heads get the munchies?
Hell yeah!
Did you eat my ham sandwich?
Hell no
Are you anorexic
And will you sign this part cause my lyric s**?
Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle
Those ain't word imbecile
They are words my nizzle
Check the dictionizzle
Schwing!
My raps are so lame lately
Cause I'm lazy
Rap on any piece of sh** pop song long as you pay me
Check these hoes they couldn't be hotter
Just so
Sad they young enough to be my granddaughters
Pedo
Completely sold out long ago
About a billion bongs ago
That's why I rap on crap like this
I'm so high I don't even know
Cliche spewin's what I'm doing
No integrity
Used to be a gangta
Now I'm just a joke that's not funny
Who's that jailbird
I'm Chris Brown
(It's Chris Brown, it's Chris Brown)
You straight up jacked my look and sound
(Look and sound, look and sound)
Are you here to start a fight?
I fight women, I don't fight guys!
Stop this song right now or we'll kick you bu*ts!
Oh sh** it's the Wiggles
This song is crap!
You ruined our name dickhole
With this damn track
Now when kids search Wigggles
They just find a**
Ma**ive bu*ts that jiggle
What's wrong with that?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle