I've been a pop star for a long time
People's s**iest man alive
Now it's time for me to be seen as a ma**ive creep
That's why in this video I look like a sick pedo
And why I'm stalking a lady like she is fresh meat
My beard's gross
This video's all about me
Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen
I'm showing off my abs and all of my tattoos
I've done commercials bout acne
I've got a show on NBC
It is time that I show you what else I can do
Yea
I can stand in rain in a hoodie
I can develop photography
I can hump pretend hunks of meat
I can act totally crazy
I can take pictures on my smart phone
I can smear blood on my hot muscles
This is just like “American Psycho”
Oh!
How do I make my voice so high?
Breaks the windows every time
I use helium
I inhale it from these balloons
When I sing it songs like the cry of a dog about to die
That's why animals always show up to my shows
Go away!
This is the part I act real nuts and cover myself in raw meat guts
Guess he forgot we're in the band too – dick!
I look so good it's all about me
I am the one fans wanna see
I'm damn sick of Adam's attitude
This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1
Even though now there are 6 of us
No one even knows who we are
Adam you're always the damn star
Nobody wants to watch this weird sh**
Of course they do especially this
Check it out now he's acting like a wolf owooooo
Seriously Adam!? You didn't tell me you were going to pour blood all over me?
Maroon 5, more like moron 5 – oh…. [slap]
You're ruining our reputation
This video's disgusting
No it's artistic
It's just sick
We're tired of this sh**
What the hell are you doing guys?
Don't worry it's a surprise
That's totally fine as long as I get more screen time
Oh you will!
I don't know why why why why
You tied me up I'm scared I'm too pretty to die die die
No no no!
We won't k** you buy you might want to commit suicide after what we have in mind
No no no!
And now it's time that we give you a taste of your own medicine by making you a** listen to your own voice!
I've been a pop star for a long time
People's s**iest man alive
Now it's time for me to be seen as a ma**ive creep