Went to the pound, got me a dog; I won't forget the day I brought her home, she wagged her tail and she began to play Dig a hole, dig a hole Dig a hole in the flower bed She dug up every plant and tree Now all the gra** is dead She grabbed hold of the curtains and then she gave a tug She left a little pile in the middle of the rug Eat a hole, eat a hole Eat a hole in the garbage can Once she tried to eat the UPS delivery man We tried to train her on a leash but she just wouldn't stay.
I'd throw her sticks; she'd sit and stare and then she'd run away Break a hole, break a hole Break a hole right through the fence The neighbors will not talk to me Relationships are tense She sleeps upon my bed now; moves me out of the way The blankets are in shreds now, she barks at me all day Take the whole, take the whole Take the whole house..it is yours I'm sleeping on the floor now And I'm scratchin' at the doors