My girlfriend left me a month ago
I hope she gets hit by a truck
She split and hurt my big ego
Now there's no one to kiss
I hope she dies
I hope she dies
I hope I hope I hope she dies
I hope she dies
I hope she dies
She used to say she loved me true
Now she's gone and I'm so blue
She's gone she's gone
She's really gone
The lubey juice is moving on
I hope she dies
I hope she dies
I hope I hope I hope she dies
I hope she dies
I hope she dies
Let me tell you about this chick that dumped me
The hound
Seriously I dug this woman
I really really did
She was deep you know
Had a lot on the ball you know
She was everything a man could want
She fulfilled my every fantasy
Even the one about jello
And this woman chose to leave me
To leave me
But hey, it's all cheese anyway.
I hope she dies
I hope she dies
I hope I hope I hope she dies
I hope she dies
I hope she dies
I want her home in bed with me
Instead of out and running free
I need my baby yessiree
Lying here on top of me
I hope she dies
I hope she dies
I hope I hope I hope she dies
I hope she dies
I hope she dies
Yeah.