There's a movie
Normally I'd call that a film
But it moved me
And that didn't rhyme with film
See this film, it only had one scene
My recollection fades
It may just have been a dream
There was a dragon teaching women to breathe fire
A long line of men being made to walk across this high wire
If they fell off to their d**hs, they'd be martyred on the spot
If they made it to the other side, someone shook their hand and they were shot
Isn't that just the way it's always been
I say all men are equal
No man should be king
Or play God, define sin, or watch Hollyoaks
Big Brother needs to end
Let's hope this one's the last