[Verse 1]
Looking like I'm Jesus in heated beat up Adidas
But nobody f**ing with me, like Justin Biebers beaver-less penis
If I'm successful at twenty-seven I hope the bulls don't beat us
Challenging every day what it takes to please us
What's better than a God? Because I'm better than Phoebus
Gotta get paid though, cos free downloads won't feed us
So I'm writing while I'm sick cos this phlegm has gotta be a sign
Hocking up my rhymes in 4/4 time
Tumblr girls gonna hash tag my lines
I'm an internet child so this time is mine
Maybe I should rhyme slower
Like you're six feet of gra** and I'm a push mower
Test your patience like a mandarin grower
Like you're a frigid who gotta see hers before you show her
Womanly Panther, boy that name is stupid
Womanly Panther, but boy his flow is fluid
[Hook]
Pitch shift – I can go lower
Cheap shots – I can go lower
Cheap shots – make me act slower
Pitch lift – bring my voice back in
[Verse 2]
Someone call Denis Leary so he can see clearly
That I'm a bigger a**hole and he ain't even nearly
Close to me, but I guess he got one on me
And at least 99 others, oh dear he set the standard yearly
On the hottest 100 but he was just merely
Lucky, happy go f** me, cos if this won today I would severely
Hurt myself with nine inch nails, cash it in for a cover
Make the original sound more retarded than Bubba
Blue, who knew that this would uncover
Him and allow him to become Henrietta King's lover
Oh sh** it's kicking in; my manic depression
Always had it, more of a hidden blessin'
Which turned in to being my greatest possession
Except for bottles of whiskey on Sneaky Sunday sessions
Womanly Panther, I just want to be f**ing lucid
Womanly Panther, I ain't even worth two quid
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Lay the line down like a ba**ist, I just want you to face it
We've been given the gift to see colour so stop using it to be racist
Deal with the problem, you can't cold case it
Don't Lily Rush the situation, embrace it
Life could be so basic, if you'd think before you say sh**
That's how you lose Jay to that sh** Ace of Spades sh**
Tolerate and never hate?
Man, I've got a different fate
I'm living at a different rate
Take the bait, they want everyone to have the same trait
Well, how about I listen to Weeknd?
f** it, they're a weak blend
And their bleak and
On their wannabe Michael Jackson speaking
Tight leather jeans, are you f**ing Kidding me?
Pretty much asking to put a kid in me
f** it, I'll put you on the black leather couch
And make your bu*t feel ouch
Make you p**n famous, for about four hours
Swallow my cum girl, don't care if taste sour
Bitter, Sweet or Salty, I'm not giving out sympathy
Just take the hint and see
Womanly Panther, I'm not an a**hole
No I am not an a**hole
Womanly Panther, I am not an a**hole
No, I'm the f**ing a**hole