You know I'm cooling out tonight;
Freezus flow chillin' like ice
You know ya better think twice
Before I k** you on the mic, that's right
Hey, Somebody get Kendrick,
Cause I'm about to spit limericks --
Oh wait I meant lyrics, while I blaze like Hendrix
They thought I was a gimmick: wasn't in it to win it
Yet I'm coming in doors (endors) like my name was Wicket
You feeling like a scab, and I'm about to pick it (picket):
I protest with unrest any rapper who rig it
Ain't no cheat codes in my poems,
No matter how far or how hard you dig it
I'm all about the bacon, so you can call me Piglet;
My flows be jellos cause they make em all jigglet
I'm known for internals, in fact quite infernal:
I'm like an inferno; call it Dante's journal
Don't take it personal when I empty my arsenal
Cause I am tonight's show like it's Johnny Carson
This rapper don't preach; don't call me a parson:
I am Big Teach: pedagogy of arson
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I AM of iambs, pentametric. Like Tetris:
'Putting pieces on' my procedure to wreck this
I'm going gold fast, so make me up a checklist
Reckless excess, ridin' in a Lexus
Chain so fat ya might think I'm neck-less;
But hear me out, y'all, I don't do it for the necklace
I rap cause I just gotta break the silence;
No reliance on clients who refused to sign us
Nobody owning me where the dotted line is
Cause I chop these chains with my chainsaw rhyming
I'm like Pac, man -- with a need to devour
'Spitting rich' niche and raining gold showers
Goldmember status, call me Austin Powers;
Evil with my docs, and I'm stalking cowards
I'm a G who grips, but your grapes are soured:
So stop and smell the scent of your casket flowers
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