[ Intro ]
Yo, dawg, puppies, sh**, they just barkin'
[ Bridge ]
My dog's black, it was called Blacky
Always afraid, always browbeaten by me
Smaller than Acer laptop, I said lapdog
What it does, it just goes
[ Hook ] x4
Bow-wow (woof), bow-wow (woof-woof)
[ Verse 1 ]
Beware of this dog, it's scab over!
While you see it peed, you must just hover!
Wait, I got sh**s on a stair, I stomp it, the f** it was?
How been the f** this b**h doin'? So Nike shoes I wash
(Woof!) It's in a pickle, when I approach it, it drools, revoltin' like co*kroaches!
He's pounchin' my crotches, bitin' like Kevin, I cave in, got rabies (Oh!)
Wait, Billy! I'm gon' tell granny!
No, Willy, there's only nanny!
What the heck's that she's afraid of dog? Granny's sleepin'!
But f** that, that's leapin', I'm motherf**in' slippin'! (No!)
I got an idea! Quit callin' the whole media! That I'll be rippin' its neck and k**in'
That's hurtin'? Man, this dog's gon' be makin' royalty for Bahamen
[Bridge]+[Hook]
[ Verse 2 ]
Who let the dogs out?
This pug's reluctant to secure this house
Look, it gets nasty scar, it ain't even runnin' as fast as Nascar
So Anaconda, don't motherf**in' k** my dog again
No, it drops from second floor, pratfall that it attains!
Glove! (woof!) Glove! Phony bloodhound lurked and lunge me!
Secondhand window be the home, we know that this dog still don't..
(Don't be what?) ..docile! Hey, good people, y'all better flee!
That f**in' fake Doberman ain't lively, look, b**h, there was its flea! *biting*
From a far away, I snoop dog and playin' peek-a-boo, the dog runs and I pick a boot *swing*
Swung it on its head, bangin' *dog groaning*, next wound for it!
What do I see? This poodle is heehawin', stupid a**! Litterin' some bones
It's angry as hell, so I'm backpackin' a tombstone!
Could I send my pent-up angers on? Sorry, Roy Tomlinson, abuse e-mail
And this shy dog got an accident by truck, bowels out
Full of acid yellower than The Simpson