f** you lost keys
Carpet full of fleas
Guy cutting down trees
Phone book full of Lees
Fountain guy who pees
Woman on subway who doesn't cover her sneeze
f** you itchy ear lobe
Angry h*mophobe
Alien an*l probe
Clergy in robe
Connection light strobe
Rancid daube
Government taking over the globe
f** you land fill
Dim lights, electric bill
Puppy mill
Dusty window sill
People I'd like to k**
Power of will
List of sh** to do still
Pickle and dill
Bacterium that makes me ill
Dick stiffening pill
Short counter till
Dry ink well with no quill
f** you artificial flavoring
Lack of savoring
Every day laboring
sh**ty first day of spring
Swelling bee sting
Monkey sh** fling
Big a** engagement ring
Girl who thinks she can sing
Fat and happy king
Like a bird with broken wing
Judgemental little thing
How much does a day bring?
Broke tooth comb
Prying government drone
Everywhere I roam
People living in a gla** dome
Shielded from reality by steal and chrome
Praising a destructive tome
Ostracized ...alone
f** you alone
f** you drone
f** your tome
f** you go home
f** you, just like f** this poem