You think you have a lot of male friends—you don't
You think guys care when they ask for your opinion—they don't
You think your best friend's boyfriend doesn't want to f** you—he does
You thought the bartender was being nice to you when he gave you a free drink—he wasn't
Your neighbor helped you move—he just wants to f** you
You boss bought you lunch—he just wants to f** you
A guy bought you a drink—he just wants to f** you
He asked you to go out for coffee—he just wants to f** you
You think you're one of the guys
You think you're all good friends
You're eventually going to get raped
You stupid f**ing c*nt
You stupid c*nt
You stupid c*nt
You stupid f**ing c*nt