You have to wear a diaper—because you're old
You have to use a wheelchair—because you're old
You can't remember your kids' names—because you're old
You have to wear dentures—because you're old
Because you're old
"I hate old people"
Because you're old
"You're f**ing old"
Your kids tossed you in a nursing home—because you're old
But they'd rather have you put to sleep—because you're old
You can't even feed yourself—because you're old
I'd hate to f**ing be like you—because you're old