This stupid s*ut brought me home last night
I robbed her after I got laid
I stole her stereo, it's the loudest ever made
I crank it up to ten all night, I'm much sicker than you
I'm crankin' an*l c*nt, Buckcherry, and Mötley Crüe
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Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock?
I've got the loudest stereo on the block
Loudest stereo on the block
Loudest stereo on the block
My stereo's so f**ing loud the old people moved away
All the s*uts moved into town and they're here to stay
All day long, I've got s*uts riding on my co*k
I love metal, I love p**y, I f**ing love to rock
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I've got p**n stars and junior high girls hanging out
My game of black jack's a nine- and twelve-year-old putting out
I don't wanna waste my time with stupid f**ing co*k teases
All they'll get from me are a bunch of diseases
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