I wish my dealer was open
It's too late to get some more coke
My dealer is closed for the night
And for once I'm not totally broke
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I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was f**ing open
I wish my dealer was open
You stupid spic, why aren't you open
You f**ing spic, why won't you answer your f**ing phone
You goddamned spic, why aren't you open
You worthless spic, I know that you're f**ing home
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You god dammed f**ing spic pick up the phone
ANSWER THE fu*kING PHONE, SPIC!!!