Harvey Fierstein told me you guys ruled
John Zorn called to tell me you're great
The caller i.d. was from a gay bar
You guys f**ing s**
Any guy who likes you
Like neurosis and dicks up his a**
You think you're so f**ing original
Gay bars used to be original too
You never get bad reviews
Because all the writers shoot up cum
Everyone who likes you
Is a gay h*mos**ual f*ggot