You've got a f**ing cleft palate-palate
And hair just like Gene Shalit-shalit
I wan't to hit you with a mallet
Your teeth are parted to the side-side
You've got a lazy eye-eye
Why don't you f**ing hide
You're bow-legged and walk around like ray-ray
And skin just like M.J.-J
And you're so f**ing gay
You hang around at barca's spa-spa
With a nose like Jamie Farr-Farr
I want to hit you with my car
You f**ing freak