Is that Scott and Tim, or Gilbert and Lewis
I let them in the band, didn't know that they'd screw us
Mike Mahan had no brains, Tim has no spine
Fred's a f**ing a**hole, and Paul would always whine
First we had a spic, a pollack, and a geek
Who'll play guitar for an*l c*nt next week?
Seth's an alcoholic, Tim can't play drums
Everyone in an*l c*nt is dumb
Fred had his hair in those stupid f**ing braids
Tim has a kid, but he never gets laid
John dyed his hair, so we kicked him out of the band
Scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand