I bought a bus ticket to the Log Cabin
I'm gonna start a pit during the first song
I'm gonna request "Papa You Were A Sailor"
I'm gonna bring three lighters to the show
I was really psyched to see Morbid Angel
I was really psyched to see Upsidedown Cross
I was really psyched to see Al Stewart
But not as much as
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David Buskin[x3]
Is coming to my town
He was much better with Batteau
But he's still heavier than Six Feet Under
I'm gonna drink five cases of beer before the show
And smoke tons of pot, crack, and dust
I was really psyched to see Judas Priest
I was really psyched to see Black Sabbath
I was really psyched to see Phranc
But not as much as
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