AxCx - I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant lyrics

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS AND YOUR STUPID fu*kING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE fu*kING FACE I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT AFTER I BEAT THE fu*kING sh*t OUT OF IT I WANTED TO THROW IT THROUGH YOUR fu*kING WINDOW

BUT I NEEDED MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE WHISKEY SO I SOLD IT TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT YOUR FAMILY ORDERED PU PU PLATTER YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE EATING IT WAS YOUR fu*kING GAY FAITHFUL DOG WHILE YOU WERE AT THE RESTAURANT I LIT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE