Horror nowadays is only violence and gore
EFFECTS AND NOTHING MORE, now its all become a bore
Jumpscare here and there but nothing chilling to the bone
They lack a certain tone
That leaves you scared to be alone
Oh where are the tales that made you check under your bed?
And where are the monsters that would fill your soul with dread?
What makes you wonder
What goes bump in the night?
Makes you jump out of fright
Heart thump
Blood pump
Gives your goosebu-
(said) oh wait guys its goosebumps... Oh...
Goosebumps
I miss reading goosebumps
Turning every page would raise my hair
Goosebumps
Reading gave me goosebumps
Readers beware
You're in for a scare!
I was young I didn't read, but thanks to R.L Stine
Since 'round the age of 9, this boy was hooked to every line
Sure they were for kids
But they were scary nonetheless
My bed would be a mess
I THOUGHT MY DOLLS WERE ALL POSSESSED!
He got me into reading
And inspired me for years
It's brilliant how they all tapped into basic human fears
Like for example...
Piano Lessons
Living Dummies
MONSTER BLOOD
AND WALKING MUMMIES
KILLER GNOMES
KILLER HOMES
KILLER BEES
KILLER TREES
KILLER BOGS
KILLER DOGS
KILLER BEDS
KILLER HEADS
KILLER DREGS
KILLER EGGS
KILLER DEATH
KILLER BREATH
(said) k**er breath? So It's ba**icly k**er everything...
I mean... Ya!
Goosebumps
I miss reading goosebumps
Turning every page would raise my hair
Goosebumps
Reading gave me GOOSEBUMPS
READERS BEWARE
YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE