Walkin' down the street
And I think I see a dream…
Ah, get it together, Kavemen!
A-1, 2, 3, 4
Walkin' down the street
And I think I see a dream
She's a wicked, wicked lady
She's a Veggie Veggie Queen
She's so mean
(She's so mean)
She's so rough
(She's so rough)
She's so tough
(She's so tough)
And so awful
(And so awful)
She don't eat meat
(She don't eat meat)
She's not nice
(She's not nice)
She's not neat
(She's not neat)
In fact she's horrible
(In fact she's horrible)
She's a macrobiotic neurotic person
I think you know what I'm getting at
She's a Veggie Veggie Queen
You know what I mean
"I was walkin' down the street this day, and this sheila standin' outside a shop with these great big melons. She said 'Have a bite,' so I did and I went crash down with veggie-poison! I quickly whipped out me tripe sandwich an' had a bite of it to neutralise the dose. Ah, boy, I got her a beauty! She's real mighty.
I said…"
You be a macrobiotic neurotic person
I think you know what I'm getting at
You're a Veggie Veggie Queen
You know what I mean
A person
(A person)
A sheila
(A sheila)
Real mighty
(Real mighty)
Big melons
(Big melons)
She's sooooooooooooo rough
(Sooooooooooooo rough)
But real fabulous
She's be a macrobiotic neurotic person
I think you know what I'm getting at
She's a Veggie Veggie Queen
You know what I mean
"Take a lead break, Lenny!
Take it, man.
Oh, outerspaceville!
Man, you must be trippin' on tripe!
Or jivin' on giblets!"
You be a macrobiotic neurotic person
I think you know what I'm getting at
You be a Veggie Veggie Queen
You know what I mean
She's so…
"What did you stop for, Lenny?"
"My maracas are out of tune, mate."
"But you're playing the guitar."
"Was I?"