[Hook 1]
Watch your back ‘coz your boy I'll be retrieving
He's so fine, yeah I know you're not believing
I've got your girl too now I've got you seething
1, 3, 5, 7… I can't even
[Verse 1: Ryan (Bex)]
So odd that you think I'm deceiving
You need time for bereaving hun
Your baes lined up at my door for this evening
Props for you? I ain't leaving none
Now I'm needing some of you to spare your grief
I can only see your heart man, where's your sleeve? (Boo-hoo)
If you didn't wanna lose your beau should've listened to
Lesh and brushed your teeth
It's not a hard thing
You're not as poor as Bangladesh
Toothpaste from Home Bargains
(How much?) 60p man, Aquafresh. (Fresh)
That's mint
My hint
Smooth and milky Lindt
Shave your muff gal, no to scruff gal
Smooth and silky bint
This b**h is chatting sh**, there's no point in conversing
Everything she spouts, my mood is slowly worsening
Why do I bother man? Now I should say to hell with this
I haven't got the patience and she's probably a feminist
Surfing the third wave, social justice terrorist
Give me a call babe I'll be your hotline therapist
[Hook 2]
You spin off like a sideshow, Cleveland
You mess it up like Fi Fo Fee Thumb
You need to stop thinking out loud, Ed Sheeran
1, 3, 5, 7… I can't even
[Verse 2: Ryan (Bex)]
Take a seat if you ain't got humour
What are you a pouncing puma hun
Is that fish you smell like tuna
Calm your tits tryna ruin my fun
Now you're bumping your gums, no masticate
Need to show more love, no masturbate
I could teach you but I have to charge upfront
So don't procrastinate
It's such a hard thing
To be taking all me bants
I've misplaced your safe space
I don't care for your demands
What's this?
A diss
Please don't raise your fist
I'm just a f*ggot I can't hack it now you get the gist
(Misogynist!)
Consciously explicit, yes I am provoking
Forcing out a requisite disclaimer that I'm joking
Why do I bother man their always so defensive
Is there no limit to prohibit what they deem offensive?
Aren't you brave with your speck of moral leverage?
Dig your grave as I check your female privilege
[Hook 3]
An all knowing god? You ain't no Morgan Freemon
I watch you on the web with all these lies that you've been weaving
Crying with a tiny toddler tantrum are you teething?
1, 3, 5, 7… I can't even