Hey grandma, let's get married
I know it sounds like a crazy thing to do
We'll move you and your samples down to Philadelphia
Stay old with me
And I'll get old with you
I'll pay the bills
We'll cross the words and watch Murdock
We'll dine on the samples the grocery store
We'll find a house and paint this whole house purple
Purpleize the walls and we'll purpleize the floors
And it breaks my heart to see you alone
Grandma, let's elope
And it breaks my heart to see you alone
Grandma, let's elope