[Verse 1]
There's no winners at the ass-kissing contest
Not even the judge
Identify the object, but keep it in your pocket
And try to leave the page before you start to read the comments
I can't remember when she wasn't asking what was wrong
I'm not offended, I'm pretending it's just because of the songs
While I was renderin' my life, y'all put the shuffle on
[Verse 2]
It's like I'm standing on the corner of Lyndale and Lake
I'm staring at the sh*t displayed behind the windows and gates
Patient waitin' for the bus to carry me down the street
I feel like fu*k you, January, got me freezing my feet
Sleeping on the plane, tryna find time travel
Like you high enough to see inside of the galaxy's a**hole
It follow you and swallow you like a black hole
[Verse 3]
Ayy, I'm not the same dude I used to be, thankfully
Permanently angry, tryna burn your little angel wings
My sh*t still stinks, nobody's changing me
You tryin' to get dough, I'm tryin' to take over a bakery
You kinda look like the type that might book flights
When faced with adversity, the first to be like, "Good night"
Took a long pull, hype
[Verse 4]
I been around the world and I-I-I
I can't find a sweet spot to squat and die-ie-ie
Y'all be talking hella sh*t, I guess I probably would as well
I walk like an elephant, shook the bell, you took the L and
Flipped it upside down like a crutch, yo
Let go of my tusk before the mountain erupts
And everybody's like, "What? We ain't know it's a volcano, fu*k"
[Outro]
fu*k