[Verse 1: Main Character]
In my rammed down piece of junk
Public school cla**es almost all I flunked
On the highway pa**ing the beach with the sun in the East
Worst job, New Boss
Going to work doesn't equal out with the paying cost
Am I lost, cross both my fingers I'll get out one day
Dead broke, sitting in Lunch alone
The new boss comes across the room
Snooty look, I'm depressed, he broke it down a little too sharp
Saying I wasn't handling my part
Laughing straight at my face
Everyone cracks up, released for my ten years here
Laughing and pointing, name calling got all up in my cranium
So much anger had to relinquish harder than titanium
Lone Wolf Packed with a punch, could off knocked down
A fully packed stadium
[Verse 2: Main Character]
Drove back home parked in a pot-hole
Police searching throughout my household
Officer Roxanne spotted me walking on my crack-filled cement
Broke my achievement without getting involved with the 5-0
She broke the info down better than my front patio
I'm under arrest for stealing money from my old boss
Forced me in the cop car I got mirandrized
Happened so fast painted finger, I'm criminalized
Their proof is how fast my bank account exponentially rises
My new expectations in life is 25 to life
Oh well, I'm now behind bars, no usage of a phone
This angel metamorphosis into an archangel from hell
Normal necessities gone, I think I got a plan how I should live
About to make these inmates and coppers open a can of whoopha**
Intentions set to make this place crash
Gonna get out this slammer just being brash
I make them laugh, let's see who makes the last
When's my court date?
Gotta look nice for when I'm coming home
All orange, different story if I was a foreign
Wait, what cops are getting all inside my head
Lone nights, cup of coleslaw is all that I'm fed
For a fact nobody wants to make amends
I'm about to brake ain't talking about bread
Actions speak louder than words guess what I said
[Bridge: The Judge]
The prosecutor has proven beyond reasonable doubt
That the defendant is guilty of the charge of embezzlement
And . . . and the defendant has proven past sensible question
That the prosecutor is guilty of harsh enforcement on employee
Both sentenced 25 year
It is so ordered by the court
[Verse 3:Main Character, New Boss, & Judge]
[MC:]Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Objection!!
Before you hit your hammer to the coaster
You can't call quits before it's over
This my new boss stole money from my old chief
[NB:]You can't put a steak between us and say we didn't have beef
[MC:]Ugh ugh I know you're hiding the vital details like an upside down p
You stole his money and put the blame on me!
[NB:]You wrecked the office you should pay with jail
[MC:]Your conferences with my old boss was full of black mail
[NB:]You overheard orders given he didn't cooperate with
[MC & NB:]Don't lie!, you commit the crime pay the consequence
[Judge:]My orders are the same that's the end of my sentence