I volunteered at free food fun Friday
So yeah guess you could say I gave a few f's
4 to many ‘cause I brought the first lady i saw back to my dorm
But I didn't tell my girlfriend till I fell out of my untrue form
I feel like a jacka** in retrospect
‘Cause I knew my intention to spend the night with her
Would have my girl be in an emotional wreck
So the lady and I are not really on speaking terms
‘Cause she always kept this smile on her face
It turns happy to condescending by my perspective turns and it makes my nerve twitch
Like really?
How can I pitch my slick talk to a chick who don't talk
And just smiles like she's looking at a camera
It gets old the opposite of fake long and then
I grab her by the sides and poster her up to the wall like a picture of Canada
"You don't wanna talk huh?”
Well let's make the smile last longer!
Like the joker is my father and left while i was younger and never watched me play soccer
But let's not bother that opinionated statement cause like mom said
“Your dads dead so go out and make bread!”
So let's get back to this lady who won't say a peep
I'm kinda of a neat freak so
After I hung her on the wall
I made sure she hung straight and placed on top a little tape
I thought what would my girl think?
sh**! She just texted me
How do I lay down the info that I let a girl without her decision rest in peace
So I think what would Kanye do, and I'll make a song out of it
Or a poem instead ‘cause the news still hasn't hit my girls head
We been texting this whole time and I'm laying in bed
Facing the lady of the night and I did a clean job
‘Cause I checked and still she hasn't bled
I go rest my eyes while her's are still open
Poppin' out of her head, Only metaphorically
She's so photogenic like I caught her
Like a picture when she was young, only metaphorically
I am no k**er cause I don't do this normally
I brought back home a picture of Michelle Obama when she was in grade school
Some may say I described the time very poorly