I check a text that my boy sent to my cellular device
Of a flyer for a non-formal gathering, according to the fits
This attire is driven event is ABC, that's right
Anything But Clothes ... my mental mind clicks
What will I wear? What will I wear?
You gotta partake with the theme
When my crew sound like they don't care
I'm gonna come prepared
You know what, I'm gonna be fly in my robe
We start walking
They be wearing swimsuits with clothes on top
I make bystanders and the locals stop
"Are you wearing anything underneath that?" local talks
I reply, when I shouldn't and he precieved to be following
So we speed up to the party of my dreams
We arrive, the door boys asked if their was a theme?
Deada** yeah ABC!
I'm way too optimistic to even know
We walk in, it's hard to take in
Wait maybe the basement is different
Oh no, oh no ...
They can see my skin I shake in
I see fully clothed outfits on top of these boys skin
And scanning the perimeter the girls are pretty but similar
Just a few ladies topless
To be blatantly honest ... I'm dumbfounded
The floor isn't crowded and I make eye contact with this girl
It's the host, in a robe and a headband that is lined with pearls
She approach and says along the words
"Thank you for staying with the theme, You a real G"
You are welcome
Finally, some appreciation for what they see
Moments pa** and the party gets alive
Like Frankenstein's project
The 2 Live Crew shows
Also known as, two white boys wrapped in flags
I respect the commitment to the theme
Damn, can boys at least sag to get with the program
Hardly any grinding here but girls hold hands
I walked around and learned the whole places floor plans
Then I hear "cops" in mutters that turns to full out screams
Music shots off, this is my first time with this program
sh**, my group, the three of us, lock ourselves in the bathroom
This is when you play real a** hide 'n' sneak but you don't know the rules
Lord, in those 15 minutes, the 3 of us prayed like we're really religious
Didn't answer to the hardest 4 knocks of my hearing existence
One of us were a little under the influence didn't know how to whisper
He had to shut up
Cause the cops were right in the kitchen
Confronting the drunk off her hot a** host
Black lady cop with a commanding voice
Responding to a rant about Ferguson and having no ID
Couldn't hear anything else
I think we made a bad choice
I think we made a bad choice!
Shut up boy! The cop will hear you fam
It get's quiet ... it get's quiet
We hide instead of ran