sung by Chautauqua Slam/Westfield Centre Management
It's a slambake at the foot of the flame
Explain your self-expression and a**ign your blame
Centre management decided it would be a good idea
To reinvent the basement
Their case went:
"Everybody's talking 'bout authenticity
Everybody's inching towards infinity
Everybody wants enlightenment
Everybody wants to be the first to know, oh
We have determined this from our an*lysis
We are a tightrope
We are a spiderweb
We are a stormy night
We are a ferry trip
We are a lightbulb powered by a microchip
Slambake, gonna have a slambake
Gonna get the kids in, make em feel special
Limited edition comes to fruition
Sign the petition
Slambake, gonna have a slambake
Gonna message Jade now, gonna word it right
and say the right words
We could sell it - This could work"
It's a slambake at the foot of the flame
Explain your self-expression and a**ign your blame
Olivia decided it would be a good idea
To reinvent the basement
Her case went:
"Recontextualise for a minute
Push the advertisers to the limit
Think of the irony
Think of all the negative publicity for them
It ain't, It ain't too much to jam
It ain't a bad opportunity to slam
Think of all the people we'll get through to
Think of all the land we'll get back
We have determined this from our hypothesis
We are the revolution
We are the clever kids
We are the special ones
and the romantics
We are a lightbulb powered by semantics
Slambake, gonna have a slambake
Gonna get our troops in, gonna start a riot
Break the system, sign the petition
Infinite wisdom
Slambake, gonna have a slambake
Jade'll message back now
She's gonna word it right and say the right words
We could fool 'em - This could work"
Take off the narcotic lenses of society
And you don't stop, oh
Everybody's talking 'bout authenticity
Everybody's inching towards infinity
Everybody wants enlightenment
Everybody wants to be the first to know, oh