What was that? Look! Over there, at the skyline! The top of Centrepoint has exploded, sending all the letters in the Westfield logo scattered into the air! The E and the F to the east! The S and T to the west! There goes the W into the sea! And the rest shower the city in debris. And who's behind this dastardly deed? It's the Spiteman, aka Alex Spiteman! He's more powerful than any of us could've imagined, and he's blown it all up just to make a point to a bunch of gronks! And look! On your iPhone! It's the Spiteman's decree!
We interrupt this important message to bring you-- THE SPITEMAN
The Spiteman:
Put down your iPhones and your iPads, log off all your engines and focus all your attention to ME. I am the Spiteman. I am blowing up your city and I'm causing all the mayhem. One Westfield per hour will be destroyed unless Chautauqua slammers re-gather at the rubble of the Centrepoint for a slam in honour of ME. No-- no,no,no-- In honour of our system. To retail. To business. To the f**in' system. Yeah that's right. I want all business and trade in Sydney to stop until my demands are met. You don't mess with the Spiteman. You don't mess with truth, and you can't f** with destiny. Chatauqua Slammers-- It's all on you mate!