sung in the character of Midworth Curtis
Came across an issue today
I was swimming in the shades of grey
I was tryina push the limits
Tryina get up in it
To give myself a chromium shine
I was looking for a soundbyte
For judgemental dynamite
An EZ-bake opinion
Pack it right, keep it tight
I only like it black & white
I only like it black & white
Came across an ocean today in 50,000 waves of grey
and quick to find fault, I'm
Runnin' on the faultlines
Up to find a chromium shine
Came across an oil spill
In the view from the cider mill
and stewing in the brewery,
I glanced at my own clean skin and felt good
In fact I felt better than you, oh
I felt better than dirt
I was looking for a soundbyte
For judgemental dynamite
An EZ-bake opinion
Pack it right, keep it tight
I only like it black & white
I only like it black & white
I only like it-- what?
Excuse me?