Hey stranger, is that Wile E. Coyote playing golf
on your T-shirt I see
Who's your favourite Looney Tune
I'm asking everyone lately
I think it reveals something about your personality
Mom's an Elmer Fudd lady
And Steph is a Sylvester girl
I respect your choice of Tweety
but I'm a Marvin the Martian man
Hey stranger, I remember your face
From the video store I used to work in two years ago
You used to live in San Francisco
with two Scientologists and a Buddhist
I don't know why I remember that
It just stuck out in my mind at the time
The Buddhist would bring home guys
You'd find them sitting round the pool naked
in the lotus position the next morning
Hey stranger, I'd like to put the effort in
to know you better
What's happening customer
What's happening customer
Hey stranger, why all the Coke
I sell so much but I don't know where it all goes
So you just drink it at home casually week to week
I smile and nod but secretly I'm shocked
Hey stranger, is your first and last name
really the same
Your name's actually Henrietta Henrietta
That's cool, that's cool
Who's your favourite Looney Tune?
Hey stranger, I'd like to put the effort in
to know you better
What's happening customer
What's happening customer