Hooked up with this chick
On the Friday before
Monday, I was going home
And I decided I wanted nachos
The idea had been in the back of my head all day
I wanted nachos
The idea had been in the back of my head the whole day
I got to Woolworths
And walking around
Realised I didn't have enough money for cheese
So I just bought chips and dip
Cornchips and salsa
Just after I bought the stuff
I was walking past Xquisito when
I saw the chick
That I hooked up with
On the Friday
Pretend to keep busy
Pretend to keep busy
Do you think she saw me
Do you think she saw us
Went to tell one of
the guys about it
When I saw her walking
into aisle five
She had her mobile
pressed to her face
When I saw her walking
into aisle five
I clearly heard her say
Omg I just saw him
(Omg I just saw him
and omg she just saw me)
I ended up being sick that night
(Worst flu that I've ever had
and I think I got it from her)
Cold sweat, joint pain
Migraine
Cold sweat, joint pain
Migraine
I got her number
But I haven't called
I probably won't
I probably won't
She had a lazy eye
She was three years older
Freaked out when she
found out my age
I didn't pay for any of the five beers I had that night
I had that night
My gla**es broke that night
The arm snapped off in my pocket