In a perfect way we would just lie around my room all day
Wearing each other's clothes on backwards and watching each other play
My dear you are the cheese
You are the best character of them all
And come the next school holidays
I'll make love to your perfect body
In a field of perfect gra**
I'll lay you on your perfect a**
And somewhere beyond rhyme and reason
is that field and I'll meet you there
I'll meet you there