It started off as just kissing
Now it's a lot of sweat and a mess of limbs
We didn't wait for a bell to ring
We're unprofessional wrestling
Watch out for stray mattress springs
That carpet burn its going to sting
I can wear a leotard if that's your thing
We're unprofessional wrestling
I don't even try to stop
What looks like a figure four leg lock
I don't really care who wins
We're unprofessional wrestling
I don't think
I know what to do
We're both still
Learning how to do these move
I don't think
You know what to do
We're both still learning
How to do these moves
We didn't remove, our rings so
Trousers rip and a bra strap pings
They'll be grazing on my shins
We're unprofessional wrestling
I don't know if I can cope
With you jumping from the top rope
You've already pulled my hamstring
Unprofessional wrestling
I don't want you to put anybody else in
A full suplex half nelson
123 I'll let you pin me
123 I'll let you pin me
123 I'll let you pin me
123 I'll let you pin me
123 I'll let you pin me
123 I'll let you pin me
123 I'll let you pin me
I can't wait to see what you do
As your finishing move