I'll pollute the world for you
Do anything you want me to
And I'll salute your flag - as I do
I do all this and enjoy it too
I'll be a real fine drag for you
Create a heap of slag for you
Mess up your girls – like you do
I hang naked in full public view
We got a contract, contract
Who's schmoozing who
Yeah, I dig my own grave for you
Be a total slave for you
Go around the world for you
Create a monster – and bring it too
We got a contract, contract
Who's using who
Contract, contract
Who's screwing who
Contract, contract
Who's schmoozing who
C-O-N-T-R-A-C-T
I got my CEO salary
What I got
C-O-N-T-R-A-C-T
I screw my home and family
What you want
C-O-N-T-R-A-C-T
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
Let's get together
And have some drinks and discuss it
Aw, heck, here's a piece of my neck
F-R-I-C-T-I-O-N
Friction, friction
I be a total drag for you
Create a heap of slag for you
Mess up your girls – like you do
I create a monster – and eat it too
We got a contract, contract
Who's using who
Contract, contract
Who's screwing who
We got a contract, contract
Who's using who
Contract, contract
Who's screwing who
Contract, contract
Congratulations