[Intro]
Damn
Nice day to be walking by the river, huh, Sam?
Hell yeah
Aw sh**, here comes a f**ing duck, man
f**
Sometimes you're just walking down the river and you see a goddamn duck, and he wants bread
You gonna feed him bullets!
[Verse 1: Sam Bra** Knuckles]
Holy crap, it's a duck attack
Quack quack, they talking smack
Gonna take that? f** that
They just shat all over my back
They trying to shove their beaks up my a**crack
You fat ducks just back up or get f**ed up
Just shut up
Your duck queen's a fat s*ut
You f**ers got bad luck
I'mma come back with a gun and hunt you
Shove the barrel up your duck c*nt
f** you
Buckshot one, buckshot two
Make you regret the sh** you shat when you flew
Boohoo, if you're upset then sue
Oh wait you can't, you're a bird, f** you
Your sh**'s weak, got sh** on your beak
Feather-f**ing douchebag
I'll take a leak on your head, got no teeth in your head
Don't bite me or you're dead
You fat dyke duck, go beg for some bread
[Hook: Arslan Arshad]
f** your feathers
I hope you get struck by lightning
The weather is getting worse, I'm getting pissed
Quack quack quack, f** you ducks, f** you ducks
Quack quack quack, f** you ducks, f** you ducks
f** your feathers
I hope you get struck by lightning
The weather is getting worse, I'm getting pissed
Quack quack quack, f** you ducks, f** you ducks
Quack quack quack, f** you ducks, f** you ducks
[Verse 2: Sam Bra** Knuckles]
Time to bolt, you dolts
Imma force you to molt
Pull out your feathers in the hope that you can't fly no more
Go cry some more, you'll die fo sho
Demise unfolds
Nature calls
You put on hold
Now you can't sh** on folks, I hope you joke, that's no joke
You ain't a frog but you gonna croak
Pinch a loaf, not the kind you eat
It's brown but it ain't whole wheat
That's a point for humans when it comes to sheet
But it's still a million to one, we're still doomed and beat
I'll stomp your beak with my feet
Taste defeat
You just a chicken that don't cluck
I'll kick you in your pea-sized nuts
Then my foot gets stuck but I don't give a f**
Cause it ain't my balls that I just broke
Gonna whack you like the Mallard's puck
[Bridge: Sam Bra** Knuckles]
f** you, you goddamn ducks!
[Hook: Arslan Arshad]
f** your feathers
I hope you get struck by lightning
The weather is getting worse, I'm getting pissed
Quack quack quack, f** you ducks, f** you ducks
Quack quack quack, f** you ducks, f** you ducks
f** your feathers
I hope you get struck by lightning
The weather is getting worse, I'm getting pissed
Quack quack quack, f** you ducks, f** you ducks
Quack quack quack, f** you ducks, f** you ducks