Act 1 [part 1].
Narrator: Michael Bluth arrived home to find the rental car his sister Lindsay had promised to return.
Michael: Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything. Okay? I'm even selling the corporate jet.
Lindsay: Great, so now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor magazine?
Michael: Look, I'm trying to get development started. All right? I've got six guys on bulldozers waiting to get under way.
Lindsay: Bulldozing?
Michael: Yeah.
Lindsay: Well, what about the trees?
Michael: Oh, we're just gonna cover them with blankets.
Michael: I'm ripping them out.
Lindsay: Anything for a buck, right? You are so materialistic.
Michael: Don't suddenly turn this into one of your causes.
Lindsay: It's not sudden, Michael. I've always been deeply pa**ionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?
Michael: I'll never forget your wedding.
Lindsay: I care deeply for nature.
Michael: You're wearing ostrich-skin boots.
Lindsay: Well, I don't care about ostriches.