I wrote you a sorry letter and I signed it with a heart
I told you it was better that we stay yards apart
We went down to the courtyard and we took a picture of a spider
I didn't want to invite her, but we can 'cuz I know that you like her
But we can 'cuz I know that you like her
Sometimes I sit in my room and I wish I had the internet
So I could find pictures of coke nails and I'd tape 'em to the end of your bed
But you might find that intrusive and it might offend your tastes
You know I couldn't ever blame her, and I wouldn't want to waste paper
No I wouldn't want to waste paper
Woo!
You are both educated in art and arts-related
I couldn't tell pen from pencil and I'd rather use a stencil
I saw you at a party and I grew two monster eyes
I watched you drink your 40 and hold it between your thighs
I stood there in the kitchen I felt my muscles clenchin'
Take back my birthday wishin' I wish you knew what you were missin'
I wish you knew what you were missin'
Woo!
You don't have to say a word now, just stand there with your beard out
I had to do something shameful and I knew it would be painful
You said it wasn't there
You said it wasn't there
You had your way again
You said we'd still be friends
What'd you say, what'd you offer
What'd you say, what'd you offer
Have you changed, is there an offer
I was afraid of your offer
One day I'll be a doctor and you will build your desert home
I will fill my room with cacti and people that I hardly know
All this patience makes me anxious, like I'm standin' in a funeral line
I'm always standin' wavin' goodbye
I will miss you for the rest of my life
I will miss you for the rest of my life
I will miss you for the rest of my life