We got no CD player, one station on TV
We sit and tell each other lies nobody believes
We got a channel changer we never need to use
The world is pa**ing by us but it's a life we choose
I got the seven mile drive to town to rent a video blues
If you want milk for breakfast you gotta go visit the barn
All our meat is home grown we're living on the farm
The chickens are free range organic just like the eggs they lay
We made the yuppies panic they thought they had to stay
I got the seven mile drive to town to rent a video blues
It's 10 miles to the neighbours ain't got no friends in town
I watch the AI seminar but it only brings me down
This doggone cabin fever is driving me to drink
I sit and watch the sunset and listen to the sink
I got the seven mile drive to town to rent a video blues
A horse, a bike, a tractor we got plenty ways to go
Them greasy gravel grid roads you gotta drive it slow
You gonna make some mileage you gonna need some booze
So pack a coleman cooler and put the truck in cruise
I got the seven mile drive to town to rent a video blues