This is the N Game
Welcome to the Noxian Dynasty
It's Notorious K-A-to-the-T
I'm the Queen of the Rift Noob, check yo hard data
Been spinnin to win on whole teams since the beta
Lotus hits like a truck while im stackin gunblades
I'll be shinin like a star, better pack ya shunshades
This'll stop Kat; Just a bit of hard CC
Blow the whistle on that, red card, referee
Hope you brought your umbrella, cuz im makin it SWAIN!
I'm the master tactician with infinite sustain
T-Swain in the lane; Im the co*k of the walk
Impressin all them ladies with my ravenous flock
I'd strategically flank ya, in order to beat ya
Oh who am I kidding? I'll just morph and eat ya
Keep beatin you cravens till morale improves
Till then you're stuck here; quoth the raven, "nevermove."
[Hook]
You can't face our wrath
Better quit feedin us, now you're three towers down, better quit messin around, or you'll get stuck in the N Game
You can't walk our path
Your team destroyed an Inhib; I love hearin that sound, you better not stick around, or you'll get stuck in the N Game
Cause you don't know how it's gonna go when you lockin in, and now you facin Noxians
Yeah, And now you're stuck in the N game
You can't run you can't hide, don't care whose on your side
Don't know why you even tried
And now you're stuck in the N game
I'm H1-Ex3cutioner, back from the dead
You got two things I want: your lane and your head
My bolts are augmented and my damage explosive
Your defense is circumvented cause my charge is corrosive
You standin there suppressed lookin so pathetic
I'm reversin your position noob, I'm hyperkinetic
I can shoot from mid lane and make your nexus explode
I'mma zone you so hard, you'll be in spectator mode
Im Ca$$ie!
And when I hit you with my noxious blast, I'm movin so fast
You shouldn't've asked, Not a scratch on me in perfect contrast
Your full body cast
Can't even camp your tower I got perfect hara**
Used to be beautiful, now Im intoxicating
Sink my twin fangs in, turn scrubs to rocksicating
If the key to beauty lies in grace and poise then
Come over here, cutie, take a swim in my poison
Dont run from Bone Thug little potion popper
Theres plenty of room, come GET ON MY CHOPPER
d**h couldn't beat me, what makes you think you will?
Pwn you so hard, make you choke on your blue pill
Shield on in the bushes, Im a spherical lurker
Stun you blind, deaf, and dumb; youll need a miracle worker
WHO IS YOUR SUMMONER, AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
ITS NOT A TUMOR, it's a corpse that looks just like you!
[Hook]
You can't face our wrath
Better quit feedin us, now you're three towers down, better quit messin around, or you'll get stuck in the N Game
You can't walk our path
Your team destroyed an Inhib; I love hearin that sound, you better not stick around, or you'll get stuck in the N Game
Cause you don't know how it's gonna go when you lockin in, and now you facin Noxians
Yeah, And now you're stuck in the N game
You can't run you can't hide, don't care whose on your side
Don't know why you even tried
And now you're stuck in the N game
We're so fly, no gravitation
Why so nervous? Persperation
Died to creeps? Humiliation
You should be on feed probation
Queuein up above your station
Cut your insubordination
Take you out, a**a**ination
Help you out, uninstallation
Tried to make it rain, but all you're makin is tear drops
Push you back so far that now we're buyin at your shop
First we'll take your nexus then we'll take over the world
There ain't no one that can stop us
Ah yeah, give it to 'em singin girl