[Intro: Stuntman Mike]
Remember when I said this car was d**h proof?
Well that wasn't a lie
This car is 100% d**h proof
[Hook]
I'm 22 and I'm d**h proof
Never gonna die, look at what I've been through
Only got everything to lose
Spent it all on the booze, and the boys came thru
I'm 22 and I'm d**h proof
Never gonna die after what I lived through
I think I'm invincible when that line invisible
I can't help myself, I'm gon' k** myself
I can't help myself, I'm gon' k** myself
(Good day to die, good day to drive, good night to drive, goodnight, goodbye)
[Verse 1]
Yeah, but God knows I been patient
I got b**hes waiting for me in the basement
Getting faded, keep forgetting where my drank went, got a
Biddy sitting adjacent, titty placement pretty as her face is
Now I'm sipping that Jameson that my game is in, cause I ain't saying sh**, I
Got a taste for a crazy b**h, she don't hesitate to shake her hips
I gave her six digits, within six minutes she gave me a ring, I'm a patriot
Doing what Brady did, got a blunt and a butler, that famous sh**
Like famous kids, I been blazing it since a young'n, been judged, I'm okay with it
Cause this life my favorite, and I know that one day I'm gonna pay for it
My generation get hate for it, ashamed of it, just blame the kids
I wasn't raised like this
I said I'm sorry Moms, guess I was made like this
You created something dangerous
Know I had a lot of drinks, lost count at ten
Know I'm bad, can't think, blacked out at ten
I don't wanna f**in sleep on the floor again
Hop in the Delorean, reverse it, then I floor it, man
(88 miles per hour!!) But I can only move forward man
Lord, I ain't even gonna make it to my Jordan year
Somebody need to educate me, get the board in here
Borderline dying, just a matter of time
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Lost all common sense
Ball drop, q ball, drop dead
Call lost, last call, cops said
It was all your fault, shoulda stopped me before I (skrt)
You thought sh** was poppin
You thought I was ballin, my body was rotting
You all saw me falling, but nobody caught me
I got too co*ky, got too sloppy, not me
Oh my god
Champagne Papi ain't got sh** on me
Put it on my headstone, put this in your headphones
Way past wavy, I'm a f**in tsunami
Call up the navy, calling to arms
Calling it karma, oh Momma I'm sorry
Pa** me what pa** as cigar and I'll ash it
I'm crashing your party, then crashing my car
[Outro]
I'm 22, I'll be dead soon
Knew what I got into when I met you
Oh my god, if I have another drink I might die
At least for the night, I'll forget you
I'm 22, and I'm reckless
You don't give a f**, I just get neglected
You wish you had said goodbye, it's beautiful day to die
I can't help myself, I'm gon' k** myself
Couldn't help myself, I done k**ed myself
(Good day to die, good day to drive, good night to drive, goodnight, goodbye)