Pouring gasoline out on the sides of door hinges
Girl trips when she comes home because I didn't do the dishes
Listen to her yammer at the mouth until she dismisses
Then leave her in the dungeon full of hungry a** b**hes (cause)
But instead I bought the b**h a pony, cause b**hes love ponies
But then I got mad then let it wrestle with coyotes
And for the girl we holding d**h ceremonies
But know she wants to file stupid sh** on the alimony
But f** it because I got other things to deal with
Like the cut of the money that I forgot to split
But sh**, I've got the girls under my ownership
But if I was to really have a girl that would be how the story goes
Rolling the tour of the world and hosting bogus shows
For offers on the money and peeps we don't even know
But bump it though
Cause when it comes to money n***a I oppose
Under the stage throwing quarters at b**hes in pantyhose
I never like paying for sh**
So I shoplift by putting merchandise underneath my underclothes
And I'm done