Thought they had a better plan But the couldn't find a better man And everything worked out just fine For those who quit cuz they couldn't make a buck You - you kept your f**ing mouth shut And everything worked out just fine I can't see you any other way You gnawed you tongue and made the f**ers pay Cut through sh** and pissed on graves You gnawed your tongue and made the f**ers pay I don't know much about nothing I'm touching myself again Jessie's cold sore's acting up Steve's in my backseat throwing up Carl's young with only two years left Pee Pee's whistling through a swollen cleft
Marc he's changing all the rules Blain is Spanish and never loses Tom is convinced he's an alien And I'm touching myself again! Don't be afraid I'm not here to hurt you Do you wanna date? Or maybe I'll just scream in your face I'll catalog your feelings You don't know how much I hate Do you wanna dance? Then dance with me, just f**ing dance I can smile like everyone else But I refuse I refuse With my defenses down You shoot me down I'm a simple man Just an ordinary guy And I'm still alive Despite all the lies Get it on with Oblivion On and on in Oblivion