Stomped on a snail, What a Fun thrill
Stole, a, white kid's, Lunch pail
Officer Bill Kicked My frail, Bag, O', Bones
Made Me Kneel On The Ground
Six Grand's the Bail
“Oh No!”
My Eyelids Peeled
Felt A Nail, Sword, Up My Ass Side
“Aye!” What's the f**ing Deal!?
Life in a Jail cell
All, Cause I, Stole A White Kid's Lunch Pale?
Oh, What, The, f**ing, Hell!
Next, Time I'll, Be Way, More, Careful
Cap the Witness' Shell
Make Sure, It's, Very, Painful
With the Swiftness
Leave Yo Head On The Floor
Like Jango Fett
“Wait a Sec!” No room, for Suspicious Bill
Smash, Yo, Head in with a Television set
Back to business
Now, both my feet's wet
Ready, To, Bust The, Next, space cadet
There, Now, I Can Go Smoke a Cigarette!
And Eat a f**ing Baguette! Ugh!
“Who am I?”
Jefa Why You No Call Me, Jefa? Jefa? Jefa? Aeyee!
I'm that Mexican, Who's Tedium
Is Selling, Oranges, on the Median
On the Bright Side, I get Sun Rays
Previously, I got Shade Being, a Stand Up, Comedian
Oh, Maker! I look so Hideous!
People Look At Me, like an Alien!
I'm At the Border
I'm Starting A Rebellion
And burning sh** to Oblivion!
If the President
Don't Let me In again
For Pete's Sake, I'm a Civilian
They Wanna, Put up A Wall to Keep Us Out
But, Who's gunna Build it?
Too Much Pollution In the air
I won't Breathe, Again!
Enough Info!
The Trees, C's, Bird, and, the Beez
From, a Young BG
Now, Buy My, Freakin' CD! Ugh
Uh, We're going to have a situation here