[Verse 1]
Could I get two of those
Oh sh** my bad
I love you like a fat kid love cake
I met this b**h named Little Debbie
As soon as we hung out
It took about a week or less and I was all strung out
In the beginning I was stressing till the stress and all the pressure
From my high blood pressure had me sitting on a stretcher
I ignored every lecture from my doctor Dr. Pepper
Wrote a letter said she'd k** me if I let her just forget it
Better day made me meditate chill and get your head straight
Overweight fatter than f**
It's dead weight
f**ing fat kids
As long as the food warm I'll be eating it like it's p**y
And calling it food p**n
I don't f** with Wheaties
I only f** with Reese's
Now I'm f**ed f**ing with the dough
Diabetes
It's like crack
Snacks are like smack
My arteries are hardening
And starting a heart attack
You are what you eat
High fructose sweet drinks
Soda by the two liter
Five times a week
[Hook]
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
With french fries in my face
Till my waistline breaks it's like
I love you like a fat kid love cake
I'll eat a steak lick the plate and wash it down with a shake with y'all
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
For every cookie that you bake I do whatever it takes I'm saying
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
For God's sake someone please show me how to escape it's like
[Verse 2]
Excuse me can you move over a bit
So I can have a seat
You're occupying two spaces
You're f**ing obese
You got a whole meal stuck in one of your teeth
You walk less than a block of the street and start to breathe hard
You live at the buffet even got a VIP card
We in the restaurant patiently waiting
While you sitting at the next table hungrily salivating
Cranky like a crack addict fiending for food
It's funny how that fructose can change a n*gga mood
If it seems I'm being rude
I was that dude
That I'm describing in the song with a lust for food
When I stopped eating meat
Y'all said that was whack
But I never judged when you was popping Pop-Tarts like crack
And if you're black you know there's certain things that's hereditary
And what you eat can send that a** to the cemetery
Reality check
We living in the fattest nation
[Hook]
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
With french fries in my face
Till my waistline breaks it's like
I love you like a fat kid love cake
I'll eat a steak lick the plate and wash it down with a shake with y'all
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
For every cookie that you bake I do whatever it takes I'm saying
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
For God's sake someone please show me how to escape
[Verse 3]
I used to say I was dying
I was taking my time
I was busy eating piece of pizza beef and gravy and fries
The vacant was mine at the drive thru
First place in the line
I changed my mind
I don't need no bakerers crying
I mean I'm eating a feast could even be brown meat
Liquor f**ing up my liver
Cuz the scene was rowdy
Which in return only turned into more calories
Someone's cooking pounds of burgers on their balcony
I don't order one of everything whenever I go out to eat
Blow my loot on grocery shopping like I got two mouths to feed
Until that day came it started catching up to me
No more drinking pop super sizing living luxury
I got the diabetes from the snacks in my gut
I shed it off and then it was dope cuz I can actually f**
What I'm saying is relax when you're looking at that menu
Or else you'll have to take a sh** pushing through a test tube
Gross
This sh** is gross
[Hook]
That's why I love you like a fat kid loves cake
With french fries in my face
Till my waistline breaks it's like
I love you like a fat kid love cake
I'll eat a steak lick the plate and wash it down with a shake with y'all
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
For every cookie that you bake I do whatever it takes I'm saying
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
For God's sake someone please show me how to escape it's like