[Intro]
Ron Howard's brother-r-r
[Verse 1]
If I was Ron Howard's brother
I'd have an iron-clad career
I'd have a house by the ocean
Do one or two movies every year
If I was Ron Howards brother
I have it made in the shade
I'd hang around with other famous people like
Jim Belushi and Randy Quaid
Folks'd see us at the mall
And everybody'd know my name
Hey, it's Ron Howards Borther
And everyone in Hollywood
They'd all be treating me good
They'd know their fate was sealed
By the power I wield
[Verse 2]
And everybody'd ask me questions
"how is Andy Griffith in real life?"
"is it true what they say about Domer?"
"did you really meet Barney Fife?"
And I would give them educated answers
It's the least I could do
For being Ron Howard's brother
And I can play a man in a white shirt
The same role in the last nine flix
I'd get my very own trailer
Be on the set every day by six
And nobody would dare mess with me
I'd still be getting cheques from Disney
Enter parties with all my friends
Show the rug I made from gentle ben
[Outro]
If I was Ron Howards Brother (Ron Howard's brother) (x4)