[Intro]
I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car
[Verse 1]
I was feeling pretty Christian
I was loving all my neighbors
When I saw that bumper sticker there I didn't think twice
My hand went for my horn and I pushed it with conviction
When I saw that lady's finger about put my heart on ice
[Bridge/Chorus]
Cos' I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car
[Verse 2]
And it makes me want to cry
But I may never have the gunction now
To read those one line sermons in bright yellow, black & white
I've been bogeyed up so many times while stopped in rush hour traffic
But forgive me Lord for saying, but my faith is weak tonight
[Bridge/Chorus]
Cos' I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car
[Verse 3]
You say maybe it's a rental, she could be the second owner
She could be a Godless sinner in a loaner from a friend
And while that helps I do feel better
I just can't help but see it as a sign the world is doomed and were that much closer to the end
[Outro]
Cos' I was just flipped off by a silver haired old lady with a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker on the bumper of her car